Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 99th Edition

last SG · 2008-10-16T09:30:43+00:00

i dunno.. Lf macam like go somewhere, that somewhere terok..plan to go to Tibet, the place erupts.. then go to wherever, complain she kena eat a lot of rice,...

av98m SG

yah.. the farmers noticed that there were no more bees...

no more bees = no more pears

so they kena walk around with feathers on sticks to hand-pollinate their trees..

got a feeling it's just them bloody bug-bombing the shit out of everything there

that is..just wrong man

LOTUSfairy SG

the taichi masters are mostly those who will be promoted..

because they take on a lot of things then taichi to others while claiming the credit...

anyway, did you read the papers? beans which have 34,500 times the permitted pesticide level...

you didn't read wrongly.. 34,500 fricken times!!

this one i agreed.

i got one here....only to taichi..but looked really busy when bosses around...

he wants to be supervisory position, but cannot operate the simplest computer system nor fax machine.

he said before he wun do more than his pay...but he wanted more pay.

when he got more pay, he ask another person to talk to boss he wanted even more pay.

the Bear SG

that is..just wrong man

i did a quick google search.. their apples also hand-pollinated

wtf is going on in there??

LOTUSfairy SG

tata...going off liao ..:)

home sweet home..:)

the Bear SG

i got a meeting at 7:30pm...

it's been brought FORWARD!!

it was supposed to be 8pm

i expect the same assholes who we catered to and held the meeting at such an ungodly hour to be late again..

deathwish SG

Hope u have a good dinner before the meeting

av98m SG

this one i agreed.

i got one here....only to taichi..but looked really busy when bosses around...

he wants to be supervisory position, but cannot operate the simplest computer system nor fax machine.

he said before he wun do more than his pay...but he wanted more pay.

when he got more pay, he ask another person to talk to boss he wanted even more pay.

don't know how to use PC and fax?

wtf is he doing then?

LOTUSfairy SG

don't know how to use PC and fax?

wtf is he doing then?

when he ask someone to check stuff for him on PC he will say

"quick check, why u so slow one"

have u seen more thick skinned person before?

cassie SG

don't know how to use PC and fax?

wtf is he doing then?

actually most bosses don't know DIY faxing

LOTUSfairy SG

7.30pm i should be eating dinner and watching teebee..

LOTUSfairy SG

actually most bosses don't know DIY faxing

he aint boss...he is just a worker who want to boost himself and called himself boss.

the Bear SG

actually most bosses don't know DIY faxing

yeah.. a member of the senile management actually faxed a pile of blanks over.. 3 times!!

i walked past, saw him faxing it the wrong way around, i suggested he turn the documents around...

later, i saw the report.. he sent the things 3 times before that time..

deathwish SG

If got this type of ppl in my office i sure yi lao mai lao and scold them 1 =X

cassie SG

he aint boss...he is just a worker who want to boost himself and called himself boss.

you'll be surprised that some of the juniors in my team are "severely" handicapped when my secretary isn't around.

av98m SG

actually most bosses don't know DIY faxing

thats odd. my side one knows leh, just that sometimes they need to ask document should be facing up or down.

how bloody hard can it be to use a fax machine %$#^&?

LOTUSfairy SG

you'll be surprised that some of the juniors in my team are "severely" handicapped when my secretary isn't around.

sometimes i think these pple are pathetic, they use their mouth to boost their own morale and status...

comes to hand on ...they stood there and froze...dunno what to do..

haiz..

anyway, i am going home liao..

dinner's waiting !

the Bear SG

i don't mind if people don't know and say they don't know and learn...

the barking mad boss doesn't know anything and still wants to direct people... she still insists that the mpeg we ripped from a DVD and wrote into a CD is a "VCD"..

armed with that misinformation, she goes around brandishing it demanding that kind of quality for VCDs to vendors...

the funniest was when the photographer was setting up his lights.. she went and directed him where to put his lights.. when she didn't even know where the photographer was going to shoot yet...

cassie SG

thats odd. my side one knows leh, just that sometimes they need to ask document should be facing up or down.

how bloody hard can it be to use a fax machine %$#^&?

wokie a bit of clarification. maybe not faxing stuff but things like where to put stuff to be sent to internal, how to do claims, leave application etc

av98m SG

wokie a bit of clarification. maybe not faxing stuff but things like where to put stuff to be sent to internal, how to do claims, leave application etc

ah...ok, that one understandable.

the Bear SG

wokie a bit of clarification. maybe not faxing stuff but things like where to put stuff to be sent to internal, how to do claims, leave application etc

well, my boss doesn't have a clue about these things either, but will somehow direct... which we ignore and route to the correct place anyway

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